Bacon and Beer Bellies

bacon-beer 2In the course of 24 hours I read or heard about the following health reports – Processed meats and bacon will kill ya, beer bellies will kill ya, and grilled meat will kill ya. Jesus H Christ, how am I still alive? And secondly, Duh.

Are these all the same groups coming out with these studies? We get about one a month or so and everything takes a turn being good or bad for, so if I wait long enough my lifestyle choices will be healthy. Probably be a pretty long time though.

I took my truck in for service a few weeks ago and it was stolen from the lot. The thieves used my car to break down the service garage door and steal the cash from the cash drawer. Ironic part is that I took it in because it would not start. I just recently got informed that my truck had been recovered, but when I called the police I was told they arrested someone driving another stolen car with my plates on it. So this master thief stole another car and to disguise that theft used plates from my stolen vehicle. Genius.

Locally, Raleigh is really working on improving bicycle transportation. Check the Raleigh Bike Plan Out.

If you recognize the references in these lyrics, you’re getting free coffee at McDonalds:

There were many shows that followed from hooter to dootyville
Though I saw them all I can’t recall which cartoon was real
The coons skin caps Yankee bats the hound dog mans big start
The A bomb fears Annette had ears I lusted in my heart